I am a woman who is pushing 40 with the soul of an awkward 11-year old with braces. I have successfully landed myself a certified Good Guy for a husband and we have created a beautiful son together. We are sticking with one. In past lives, I have played the roles of waitress, college student, traveler, community health educator (a.k.a “sex lady”), project manager, burrito roller, grant writer, mental health counselor, a level 41 orc warrior named Cramps, wife of a vetran, busboy, and Queen Aggravain in Once Upon a Mattress. I tried out for Annie because I thought my curly hair would help me get the lead, but didn’t make it because I couldn’t hit the high notes in “Tomorrow”.
I am currently playing the role of stay-at-home mom. Some say it’s a waste of my education. Some admire my sacrifice. Some are trying to help me with my lines, and others laugh when I trip on stage…
… I’m just still trying to hit those high notes…
Amy,
Brain Freeze was something only another Mid-Westener
could truly, say “Amen” to. I especially liked the comment
by the five year old about his cap. Last year I got these really
funky suede boots with faux fur trim . Winter of 2007 I wore
them a couple of times with jeans and got comments of , “Oh, love those boots – cute”.
I have worn them this year literally 24/7 and hate those damn suckers so much!
I enjoyed all your essays, Amy. Needless to say the Younger
Man also was understood. You are a very good writer.
Good for you in establishing your blog!
Regards,
Marian
Thanks Marian! You’re a pioneer in my fan base…
Amy, I love your blog. It makes me smile and think. My brain actually feels warm when I read your writing. I need to call you, it’s been long overdue. Be ready and waiting for a call from the ole Britter. Love you.